I like pabst

cold, cold pabst
pabst
pabst
ice cold pabst

open your mouth the words will follow
i don't like your suits, they're really awful
the music is charming
i'd rather be farming
soybeans or wild chicken hawks

you guys rock - I'm going to have you play my wedding, if I ever find a chick stupid enough to marry me.

Ode to the Hank Plank persons
contemplating a pint at the Buffalo Gap
as I watch Hank Plank and the 2x4s
it just occured to me...
this pint of beer is alot like me

I miss my pjamas
soft and comfy
where did I put my bathrobe

god fucking dammit
another haiku for you
don't ask this question

I can't think
I need another drink

PEW.

Just a small town girl, living in berkeley world
She took the midnite train going anywhere.
Just a city boy born and raised in south Detroit,
He took the midnite train going anywhere
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feelin'

There once wasa band with big hats
Who enjoyed buggering stray cats
Though some prefer antelope,
Or even cantalope,
Most folks prerer jacking off bats

P-produce,
R-reduce,
O-overhead,
F-fight,
I-inefficiency,
T-think,
S-success!

Out in Marci's car
Chloe's nose is smelling fine
Smeared upon the seats

Ahh red pen
Writing now like then
When I was drinking my beer
Not writing
Which occupies my hands
And keeps them from
Plying my blood
With sweet,
Sweet beer

My beer is so good
One more and I'm drunk like you
I love beer haiku

Monkeys eat the cheez whiz
BAD MONKEYS!
Monkeys pixillate via
Maraschino cherrie topped sprite and peppermint schnapps double-wide coctails.
Gotta like da Monkeys.

Winding down day of
stress still unresolved.
trying not to dwell
letting a break reset
the chems for next day

Are you serious?
Eat more Raw Beef...(intuitive eating)
Naked is cool.
Death Metal is HIP.
Did you know that SPAM is environmentally friendly?

It's been fun
but I gotta run
for, you see
I gotta pee...

Thank you all for the gift ya'll have of being able to make my ass groove.

if i looked
how i felt
or felt how
i looked now
would it be
(i)

Free
Willy
Please fre Willy
Willy
Free

Take the music seriously and the crowd will follow. Don't alienate the crowd...don't talk about fesces (or dicks)

What's up with the S&M comments? Love the duds & lights.

Ben is talking about raisin bread?

love the penis songs
god+love+ufo's
paradise is exactly like where you are right now only much MUCH BETTER

I would like more songs about Ben's Butt! That sounds real neat. I also like songs about rainbows. Dave should be pantless. Heck, you all should be pantless.

I would like to apply for the position of go-go dancer to dance on a side stage during shows...and I want all of the band members to wrap xmas lights around all of my body parts.

Lights a blinkin' and
Fiddlin' Ben whiskey pickin!
Hank Plank kicks my ass.
-A Haiku

Who's yo daddy?
Hank Plank's yo daddy!
Who's yo daddy?
Hank Plank's yo daddy!!
(Yeah...)

Also I liked it when I got an "all access" badge. I felt like a big shot. p.s. I sold two c.d.s and kept the money - now I can buy beer and cigarettes. (Don't tell Mark).

Beergasm!
Pyrotechniks!!
Velvet, Beads, Lava Lamps, and that disco feel.
Stop licking the power cord, Dave!

there was a young man from Ghent
his dick was so long it was bent
to put it in you
he'd fold it in two
instead of coming, he fiddled

You guys need to rough up that hick image. Maybe add a spitoon for each band member.

Did you ever think, like, if you were stoned al the time then, like, if you were like not stoned sometimes then that would feel like you were stoned. Dude...